he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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