We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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