The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
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