So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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