I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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