I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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