giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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