omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
The adults are the big ones right?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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