i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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