She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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