I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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what are you doing with your life
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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