honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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