She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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