i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
