I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
