you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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