Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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