Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Randomize
