We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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