ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Say something about gay babies.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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