Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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