i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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