It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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