My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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