Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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