Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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