Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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