It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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