I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You should frame my arrest warrant.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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