I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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