Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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