how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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