Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
her vagine was all disorganized.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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