She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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