I CAN MOONWALK!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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