I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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