Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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