In the future we'll all be gay
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just pee around me
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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