So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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