I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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