After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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