i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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