How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The feeling are messing with the penis
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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