omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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