Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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