That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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