woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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