i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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