College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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