I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
this will be a night to untag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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