He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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