i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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