I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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