Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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