pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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