Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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